Honestly I have a tiny little peach fuzz mustache and my boyfriend makes me shave it

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Honestly someone telling me that I smell good is like the best compliment ever

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Saturday night ๐Ÿ’‹#happysaturday #longhair #blondie


look at this snape i found


it seems normal but then


what is this


turn to page 394 motherfucker


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Today I really, truly thought about the death penalty. It’s amazing that our government is allowed to actually kill certain people.

U2 sucks so bad they had to have Apple give everyone their album for free. Like “Apple please just download this to everyone’s iCloud. Please we need fans!”

This generation of teenagers is literally so fucking sad.

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Such an amazing night :) #nickjonas #joejonas #kevinjonas @nickjonas @joejonas @kevinjonas #jonasbrothers #august162013

I was 8 years old.

I have phone envy for the iPhone 6



i swear taylor swift dated more guys then i have followers on tumblr

I feel sorry your follower count is so low maybe itโ€™s all the slut shaming :(

How is that slut shaming? Dating a lot of people doesn’t make you a slut…

(Source: ladiespute, via dutchster)

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It’s so hard to believe how quickly time flys by. In making this little gift for her I got to go back two years worth of Anna and Joffees Instagram photos and wow that was a ride. She’s grown SO SOOOO MUCH! It just feels like yesterday I was watching her birth video. Now she’s this beautiful little girl walking and talking and all. Just amazing. 
Emilia I wish you all the best in the world. May all your little dreams and wishes come true and may God bless you every single day with health and joy. Happy Birthday Emilia!

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Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

Do you wanna know how I know I’m white?

After watching the music video for shake it off and Taylor Swift can dance better than me…